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Merciless self criticism till the end...

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FryFridaY Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Be sure that Mailus meet DeadPool!
GlouGlouGamer Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014
Happy Birthday!!! :party:
HallowedWriter Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday man, I hope it's a good one for what it's worth
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Kikioh-San Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Hobbyist
I congratulate you, have a nice b-day :la:
Jacob3908 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013
A very happy birthday to you^^
LadyElsweyr Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013

Once a year we celebrate,

With stupid hats and plastic plates,

The fact that you were able to make

Another trip around the sun.

And the whole clan gathers 'round,

And gifts and laughter do abound.

And we let out a joyful sound

And sing that stupid song.

Happy birthday!

Now you're one year older.

Happy birthday!

Your life still isn't over.

Happy birthday!

You did not accomplish much.

But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough.

So let's drink to your fading health,

And hope you don't remind yourself,

Your chance of finding fame and wealth,

Decrease with every year.

'Cause if you feel you're doing laps,

And eating food and taking naps,

And hoping that someday perhaps

Your life may hold some cheer.

Happy birthday!

What have you done that matters?

Happy birthday!

You're starting to get fatter.

Happy birthday!

It's downhill from now on.

Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free,

Then you could live like Walt Disney.

And live for all eternity,

inside a block of ice.

But instead your time is set.

This is the only life you get.

And though it hasn't ended yet,

Sometimes you wish it might.

Happy birthday!

You wish you had more money.

Happy birthday!

Your life's so sad it's funny.

Happy birthday!

How much more can you take?

But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.


(that was a joke, by the way.) Happy Birthday! 

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