1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

My characters: Mailus, Telmar, Zafoen, Theomont and Zarl, the Sons of Nemesis...The name sounds like a heavy metal band, but they didn't choose it...

Q&A
1. How old are you?

-Mailus: Lost the count, sorry...
-Telmar: Since I am from Nova...Like 28 earthling years...
-Zafoen: I don't know, my hair is not falling yet, so...I still young...I guess...
-Theomont: How old is YOUR mother?!
-Zarl: Allow me to ignore the question (gives a killer look)


2. What's your height?

-Mailus: I'm fucking tiny, can't you see?...bad start...
-Telmar: Well...In metters would be like...1,85...yes...
-Zafoen: Standing on my feet...or...ON MY COCK!!!???
-Theomont: Big enough to use you as a marionette
-Zarl: Oh, my excuse...I was not paying attention...Keep going please (gives another killer look)


3. Are you a virgin?

-Mailus: Damn, is this for some stupid teenager magazine? they should burn them all, along with their readers...FUCK...
-Telmar: Excuse me?
-Zafoen: Don't know what is a virgin...But hey, let's talk about sex!HUH!?
-Theomont: The funny thing of this is that many of you are...
-Zarl: Who sent you to bug us?


4. Who's your mate/spouse? (hope to have understand XD)

-Mailus: ...
-Telmar: This are hard times, but I haven't lost the hope of building a family...
-Zafoen: Oh! nono...I AM AVAILABLE!!!
-Theomont: Well, many of you, brainless human females...But it's easy to use your blindness...I need a little more of a challenge...A prey, to make it mine...
-Zarl: I made a promise...


5. Do you have any kids?

(They look at each other)
Mailus: Fuck that, I don't wanna bring now more spawns like me to these world...
-Telmar: As I said...I hope so, someday...
-Zafoen: If you want, I can make you one
-Theomont: That will be a very bad idea...I hate kids
-Zarl: ...


6. What's your favourite food?

-Mailus: Pasta and fruits...
-Telmar: Well...Don't really have favourite...A well balanced diet...
-Zafoen: Bring me some and I'll tell you
-Theomont: MEAT!
-Zarl: ...Just like Mailus


7. What's your favourite ice cream flavor?

-Mailus: (Stands up and leaves)
-Telmar: What is...ice cream?
-Zafoen: Yeah, that's pretty stupid, ice does not have flavor...
-Theomont: (leaves after Mailus)
-Zarl: Oh, simple, strawberry...But fuck off with dumb questions...


8. Have you killed anyone?

(Theomont grabs Mailus, and runs back)
-Mailus: I killed as many as ghosts I have...
-Telmar: I had to...
-Zafoen: Well that happens when you act like an asshole near to us...You get killed...
-Theomont: Well, the last balance I read said 3100 people...I makes you think...HOW MANY BODIES HAVEN'T THEY FOUND!!! hehe
-Zarl: I think this time is too obvious...


9. Do you hate anyone?

-Mailus: I think so...
-Telmar: No, I could not...
-Zafoen: I hate all the people that gives their lives to behave like a sheep...or ants...and live to clean, cook, construct, administrate, or expand rich people's power...Does that make me hate everyone? O hope not...I just hate pawns, because life is not a chess table...
-Theomont: I...I am just too impressed right now with Zafoen...But as I say "Don't worry, be hate"...
-Zarl: I am too busy to afford such a privilege and waste of time...


10. Have any secrets?

-Mailus: Yes, many..................
-Telmar: Well...you know...Everybody has something, right?
-Zafoen: Hey, don't look at me, I haven't done anything wrong this time!
-Theomont: I know where you live...
-Zarl: Go away and sniff someone elses balls...


11. What is your job?

-Mailus: I have work in many things...To survive, you know...Not anymore...
-Telmar: I used to be an agent, working for the goverment...For justice...Heh...How naive...
-Zafoen: FUCK THAT!!! We don't need a job or money to survive...
-Theomont: I am here to judge, that is my job
-Zarl: I don't need one...


12. What do you do to relax?

-All: WE SMOKE A JOINT AND LAY DOWN UNDER A TREE


13. Where would you rather be lost- in a deserted village in the middle of a haunted forest surrounded by undead cults, or in a desert dotted with ruins filled with gold but no available water source?

-Mailus: Both things sound familiar to me...so I don't really care...
-Telmar: Hm...Both are hard situations, but I don't care much about the gold...
-Zafoen: Fuck the gold and the desert...Whe know the forests better than anyone
-Theomont: Bring it on...BOTH!
-Zarl: None of them sound too dangerous


14. What are/were your parents like?

-Mailus: They were good people...I never met them
-Telmar: ...That is a dark chapter of my life...sorry
-Zafoen: I don't know them, but I'm sure they were great!!!
-Theomont: They were so good, they abandoned us...
-Zarl: ...We were raised by Mailus...

15. Do you want to say something to your readers?

-Mailus: Have you gotten this far???
-Telmar: Have a nice day
-Zafoen: Protect mother nature!!!
-Theomont: Humans...please...Stop being so ignorant, that makes you all repulsive...
-Zarl: Don't get in our path again...





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